Hannah's Personalised Smutty Story | Transcript
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Hannah Witton
Welcome to Doing It with me, Hannah Witton, where we talk all things sex, relationships, dating, and our bodies.
Hannah Witton
Hello, and welcome back to another season break minisode of Doing It with me, Hannah Witton. Today, I'm putting on my sexy voice. Is this a sexy voice? I don't know, I'm trying really hard. Maybe when you try hard, it's not sexy anymore, and now I'm just going back into my normal voice because I'm getting self conscious.
Hannah Witton
Anyway. So, if you have been listening for a while, you may remember a certain episode that came out on the 2nd of October with Cameryn Moore, if you want to go back and listen to it. It's the one called Sexy Storytelling, Mormonism, and Phone Sex with Cameryn Moore. It's a very long title, but we covered so much information. And basically, in that episode, Cameryn and I talked about how we first met, and just to give you a quick overview, it was 2016. I was in New Orleans, Cameryn was also in New Orleans, and I was just walking down the street and there's like lots of people with their typewriters on the street, offering personalised poetry or short stories, and Cameryn was there offering personalised smut. And I was like, I'm in. So I paid Cameryn for her services to write me a personal sexy story. Now, before doing this, she interviewed me about my sexual preferences. What turns me on, what gets me going, what makes me tick, then I went off for a drink, she typed up, and texted me when my smut was ready. And it is now 2019, and I still have said smut. I keep it in the envelope that Cameryn gave it to me, in my big box where all my sex toys are, because that's where it belongs. And I actually haven't gotten this out in ages. Look, paper sounds, proof that this is real, and this is what I'm reading. It also has the exact date on it. So it's all typed up from a typewriter, but then it has Cameryn's handwriting and pen, it says the 10th of October 2016. So that is the date, and it says To Hannah, with lots of pervy love, Cameryn. And we did not know that we would still know each other, or that she would then become a guest on my podcast when she wrote this. And so now I'm going to read this out loud to you. Maybe it'll give you a bit of insight into what I was into sexually, in October 2016. This was a few months before I met my current partner, Dan. So just so you know, this is not about him. I did not know he existed. Do I feel comfortable reading this out? I don't know. I've not read it in ages. And I'm just going to start reading and we'll see how uncomfortable I feel. Will I try and put on a sexy voice? I don't know. Is that weirder? Jesus Christ. It's fine. Don't be ashamed, Hannah. Here we go.
Hannah Witton
You keep him standing, to watch him shake, and rake your nails down his sweaty chest to see him bite back a groan that seems to shudder down his body, and drop down to his cock. An instant response, that nudges your hip and makes you laugh out loud. When you reach down and squeeze his balls, he lets another groan out and his knees almost buckle. Come on, you say, out to the balcony. And you walk slowly toward the open sliding door, still holding him firmly. He stumbles once and then bravely halts. wait, he says, people will look up and see. Only if we make noise, you say, and tug at him again. Outside you don't have to give him any directions at all. You just lean back against the balcony rail and rest one foot on a chair, part your robe and wait. Finally, he can drop the way he wants to, straight to his knees, quivering fingers parting your thighs. He is clearly trying to pull himself together. Slowly nuzzling in, but when you dig your hands into his bed tangled hair, and yank him forward, you can feel his body melting in your grip. He won't be making any noise this afternoon. It'll all be you.
Hannah Witton
Anyway, so there's my personal sexy story. And maybe you know me a little bit better, maybe you don't. Do I feel a bit more exposed? Yes, I do.
Hannah Witton
Thanks so much for listening. Hope you enjoyed this minisode of Doing It and the next one is going to be out on Christmas Day. And actually, will I be more embarrassed by that one? You'll have to see.