12 Days of Sexmas | Transcript
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Hannah Witton
Welcome to Doing It with me, Hannah Witton, where we talk all things sex, relationships, dating, our bodies.
Hannah Witton
Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas everyone! Thank you so much for tuning in on Christmas Day, hope you're having a wonderful time, or just a time. I won't take up too much of your day with this podcast, just, you know, a little break, you know, when you just like need to step away from all of like, the family shenanigans or whatever you're up to on Christmas. You just need a moment to yourself. Hopefully, this can be that relief. And we are continuing the theme of Hannah embarrasses herself in these minisodes. So back in 2014, around Christmas time, I uploaded this video to my YouTube channel called 12 days of sexmas. Yes, that is right. And I'd completely forgotten about this video, until last year when I was reminded of it when I participated in the Yogscast Jingle Jam, and they decided to stream said video to 1000s of people who were watching their charity livestream. But I was like, it's fine, it's for charity, I'm just going to feel mortified. I can't even watch videos that I've made that are three months old and not cringe and feel horrendous. And this one is five years old. Wow, I've been on YouTube for ages. Anyway, some of you may not, or most of you actually may have never seen this video. And maybe for my own self esteem, I should have kept it that way. But no, I downloaded it, and I'm going to play for you the audio, that's what you're going to hear. If you want to see the video there is a video to go along with it. It's on my YouTube channel. But what you're going to get here is the audio because it is just a song. That's all it is. It's a simple song. It is the 12 Days of Christmas, obviously, but with a sexy twist. Now, I thought about redoing it for 2019 and like upping the production value of it. But actually I have no idea how to do that, and it would probably be more embarrassing that I couldn't create something good in 2019. So it's actually less embarrassing because I can be like oh, the reason why it's horrendous is because I made it in 2014. So thank you for listening. I hope that you enjoy it in some weird capacity. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Merry Sexsmith and also Happy Hanukkah. I'm Jewish, and it is also Hanukkah over the Christmas period. So Happy Hanukkah out there to any other Jews. And without further ado, here is the 12 days of Sexmas.
Hannah Witton
On the first day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, a map to a sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the second day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, two packs of condoms, and a map to a sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the third day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, three tubes to lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to his sexual health clinic.
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On the fourth day of Sexmas, my true love gave to me, four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to a sexual health clinic.
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On the fifth day of Sexmas was my true love gave to me, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to a sexual health clinic.
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On the sixth day of Sexmas, my true love gave to me, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to a sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the seventh day of Sexmas must my true love gave to me, seven dental dams, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to a sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the eighth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, eight anal beads, seven dental dams, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the ninth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, nine pregnancy tests, eight anal beads, seven dental dams, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the 10th day of Sexmas, my true love gave to me ten squirts of spermicide, nine pregnancy tests, eight anal beads, seven dental dams, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the 11th day of Sexmas, my true love gave to me, eleven female condoms, ten squirts of spermicide, nine pregnancy tests, eight anal beads, seven dental dams, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve naked photos eleven female condoms, ten squirts of spermicide, nine pregnancy tests, eight anal beads, seven dental dams, six clit vibrators, five cock rings! Four sexy songs, three tubes of lube, two packs of condoms, and a map to sexual health clinic.
Hannah Witton
Okay, okay, um, hope you enjoyed my rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas.