Cervical Cancer with Karen Hobbs | Transcript

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Hannah Witton 

Oh my God, there must be like so many different words for it depending on what orifice the camera is going into.

Karen Hobbs 

So you're anal and I'm vaginal, cause they're the kind of girls we are.

Hannah Witton 

Welcome to Doing It with me, Hannah Witton, where we talk all things sex, relationships, dating, and our bodies. Welcome back to Doing It. In this episode, I chat with Karen Hobbs about her experience with cervical cancer. She was diagnosed at the age of 24, and we talk through the process of how she got the diagnosis, what symptoms she was experiencing, the stigma around having a gynae cancer that is caused by sexual activity, and the treatment that followed. We even talk about the fact that I'm due my next cervical smear because I had my first one when I got the letter, just before I turned 25 and four days after recording this episode, lo and behold, there was my letter, asking me to come in for my second cervical screening. I'm currently recording this whilst I'm in New York, but be sure listeners, as soon as I get home, I will be booking that appointment. It is so important to attend your cervical smears. Karen is a comedian so even though we're talking about cancer in this episode, I have to say I think it's a very funny episode. Karen is hilarious. And she also works for the Eve Appeal, who are the only UK National charity raising awareness and funding research into the five gynaecological cancers, womb, ovarian, cervical, vulval, and vaginal. Is vulval even a word? I don't know. Also this episode is being posted during Stand Up To Cancer's fortnight of fundraising which is happening from the 11th to the 25th of October, there will be links in the show notes for more information about that as well, and how you can get involved and do some of your own fundraising. Thank you so much for listening. If you want to join in the conversations around the themes we talked about in episodes then please do follow us on social media, and get in touch @DoingItPodcast. And please leave a rating and review on iTunes, it really really helps.

Hannah Witton 

Thank you so much for joining me!

Karen Hobbs 

You're welcome.

Hannah Witton 

We're going to talk about your cervix and your vulva.

Karen Hobbs 

Or lack of.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah. So how have you come about to not have a cervix? How did that happen?

Karen Hobbs 

Start at the beginning, shall we.

Hannah Witton 

Please do

Karen Hobbs 

So I was 24, so four and a bit years ago, although you wouldn't be able to tell, I'm glowing. I was bleeding a little bit in between periods and after sex, but that wasn't crazy unusual for me because I'd been on the pill for years and had back to backed pill packets when I'd been on holiday.

Hannah Witton 

Right.

Karen Hobbs 

And had a bit of a bleed through. I was also bleeding after sex, and I'd bled a couple of times after sex before, obviously if you're a bit dry or you know not quite ready and so it wasn't crazy that I was bleeding this time around. But it kind of kept happening and the blood after sex was very fresh and bright and it wasn't what it what it had been before, if that makes sense.

Hannah Witton 

It wasn't like leftover uterine lining.

Karen Hobbs 

No it wasn't that dark brown gunk on the end of his penis, it wasn't that.

Hannah Witton 

It was, this is fresh blood.

Karen Hobbs 

It was like someone had just cut one of us and it was all over the bed and everywhere and my boyfriend at the time, who was the person I was sleeping with, was like oh is it because my dick's too big.

Hannah Witton 

Oh, classic

Karen Hobbs 

I was like, okay yeah cuz that's the thing.

Hannah Witton 

Your dick is too vague and razor sharp.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah it's got razor blades at the end of it, that'll be it'll. It'll be size and razor blades, I was very unfortunate to be with him, for many reasons.

Hannah Witton 

How do you do that?

Karen Hobbs 

He's a hideous person. And he's about to turn 51.

Hannah Witton 

What?

Karen Hobbs 

I know, he's a lot older, and I don't have daddy issues. I really don't, I just had lunch with my dad, anyway. So I thought this is a bit more than what I've normally gone through. So I went on to Google.

Hannah Witton 

Classic.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, I hate Dr. Google because the horror stories are on the internet, aren't they. If you have a bad meal at a restaurant, I'm not describing fucking me to having a meal, but delicious starter.

Hannah Witton 

Main course did hurt.

Karen Hobbs 

We didn't stay for dessert. No, but you put the bad things on the internet, don't you, if you have a bad experience, you write about it.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, you never hear about when that lump was nothing.

Karen Hobbs 

No, course you don't, because that person is getting on with their life.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So I read the horror stories. Bleeding after sex, put onto Google, and all sorts of things came up, it could have been anything from like chlamydia that had gone into pelvic inflammatory disease -

Hannah Witton 

Which is bad.

Karen Hobbs 

Which is bad and it needs to be looked after because it can sometimes cause like the fallopian tubes to scar and then people get you know problems with fertility. So it's serious stuff, but not irreversible, you can get out. All sorts of things, it could have been something called cervical erosion or ectropion. So that's when the cells kind of in the glandular tunnel of the cervix come out onto the outside of the cervix, the bit that you would see if you examine someone. That can bleed with a hormonal imbalance, so there were loads of reasons why it could have been bleeding. So I booked myself into a doctor's appointment, went for an STI check first because I could get that appointment sooner.

Hannah Witton 

Just a process of elimination.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. I didn't think I had an STI, but you never know.

Hannah Witton 

Never know.

Karen Hobbs 

Because you can't trust anyone, Hannah. What a nice message, if there's anything to take away from this, don't trust anybody.

Hannah Witton 

This is the learning that we are doing here today.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, screw the cervix, it's all about trust, we'll fall into each other's arms in a minute. For the trust exercise, not in like a weird creepy embrace, we've only just met. So I went for an STI check, to cut a very long story a bit shorter, I didn't have an STI. I didn't think I did. But they said we could see something on the cervix so do go to your GP. Went to the GP. She examined me and said yep, I can see something on the cervix, it looks very inflamed.

Hannah Witton 

By examined you, was that a cervical smear or screen?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, so it was the same as what someone would have when they go for a smear. So it was naked from the waist down, speculum, having a look with speculum, having it sort of open so she can look at it through the vagina, into the cervix.

Hannah Witton 

Okay, and they took us like a swab as well?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, they took the brush, they took a sample.

Hannah Witton 

But visibly, they could be like, ah, this is different.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. So she said, we're not going to wait for the results. I'm going to refer you to a hospital without kind of waiting for the paperwork to come back with the results, because she could see something was the matter. So went for a colposcopy, which is a camera up the vagina, to look at the cervix. Have you had one?

Hannah Witton 

No, because I've -

Karen Hobbs 

You looked delighted when I said colposcopy.

Hannah Witton 

I've had a colonoscopy.

Karen Hobbs 

For your bum.

Hannah Witton 

Up my on my bum. I didn't realise that's what it's - so oh my god, that must be like so many different words for it, depending on what orifice the camera is going in.

Karen Hobbs 

So you're anal, and I'm vaginal, cause they're the kind of girls we are. I love a bit of bum.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

And yes, it's a camera up to look at the cervix, and it's a really common procedure, so if anybody has an abnormal cervical screening, that's what you'll have to go for. It's not, I don't want people to listen and think, oh my god, a colposcopy means you have cancer.

Hannah Witton 

No.

Karen Hobbs 

It doesn't.

Hannah Witton 

It's just abnormal cells can mean a lot of different things.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. And you have to have colposcopies for many reasons to be examined. So don't panic. But -

Hannah Witton 

And how far does the camera go up? Does it just go to your cervix, or does it go through your cervix into your uterus?

Karen Hobbs 

So you could have a similar examination into the uterus, but then we would call that a hysteroscopy because it's the womb.

Hannah Witton 

Yes.

Karen Hobbs 

So the lady who was examining me, the doctor, did the colposcopy and I was panicking at this point, because cancer was one of the things that it could have been, and I didn't have an STI, so we were kind of gradually sort of eliminating things.

Hannah Witton 

Did you go by yourself?

Karen Hobbs 

Yes, I did.

Hannah Witton 

Was that like nerve racking, or?

Karen Hobbs 

It was, but that's because I'd seen the word cancer on the internet, and I've done a drama degree. So I'm very dramatic. Do you know what I mean? Like, and I think hospitals can be quite stressful and I wasn't -

Hannah Witton 

It's all very clinical, you might not have necessarily - because you'd like in and out for a procedure -

Karen Hobbs 

You're not hanging out there, relaxing.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah. And you might not necessarily get time to, like spend with a nurse to I don't know, process the emotional side of things as well as. It's like, bish bosh

Karen Hobbs 

You're so right. It's a procedure, isn't it. Yeah. So I was I was nervous, and I and you know, the hospital is massive and you know, the floors, your shoes squeak on them. And, you know, you can smell the antiseptic when you get on the bed and take your clothes off.

Hannah Witton 

And ill people everywhere.

Karen Hobbs 

It is quite -I think your senses are heightened quite a lot. So the lovely lady after a couple of minutes, she said, I'm just going to get someone more senior.

Hannah Witton 

Oh, those words that you want to hear.

Karen Hobbs 

I was like, oh fuck, yeah, because I thought it was probably at this point, it's likely it was the ectropion and erosion I told you about. Because it's really common for young people to have that, especially if they're on something like the pill -

Hannah Witton 

Because it's the hormonal imbalance thing.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. So she thought it was probably that as well, and was kind of reassuring me you know, as I was like, peeling my knickers off. I was like, do I have cancer? No, you're fine. Probably. And then someone in a suit, a Mr came in.

Hannah Witton 

Oh, that's when you know they're senior, because they're no longer a doctor, they're now a Mr again.

Karen Hobbs 

Which I think doesn't make sense, because surely you work to be a doctor. You don't work to go back to the name that you were born with. I know it's like a superiority thing.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah there's like a weird history of it, because isn't it originally doctors are just people with PhDs.

Karen Hobbs 

Really?

Hannah Witton 

And then a medical doctor came after that. But then because surgeons are always called Mr, I believe, and like I don't I don't know.

Karen Hobbs 

I believe so too.

Hannah Witton 

Again, listeners, please let us know.

Karen Hobbs 

Mr came in, had a look, took a biopsy, which is small tissue sample, it can be from any part of the body, that's not -

Hannah Witton 

Oh, wait, were you sedated for this actually, because I love sedation stories.

Karen Hobbs 

No, I wasn't, but I've been sedated many times since. No, I wasn't sedated for this.

Hannah Witton 

Did it hurt, that procedure?

Karen Hobbs 

It didn't not hurt but like I bled a little bit afterwards, which again, it's really common if you have a biopsy in that areas, I needed a sort of pad.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, because that's them like pinching a bit of -

Karen Hobbs 

Cervix out of you.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

I kind of made I think maybe they numbed the area with some local anaesthetic, but you know when things blur, and you can't, I can't quite tell you what happened. He took a biopsy. Exactly. He did a biopsy. So get dressed, come and have a seat, and I sat down and, because I'd seen the word on the internet, and he'd been brought in, I just said, is it cancer? And he said, we have to wait for the results of the biopsy. It will take two weeks, which is obviously fair enough.

Hannah Witton 

But also that waiting period

Karen Hobbs 

But also it was the worst two weeks ever. And then he said, but I - because I was pushing because I needed to know.

Hannah Witton 

The chances of it.

Karen Hobbs 

The chance of it, because what if it, there was no chance or hardly any chance it'd be cancer? Then you know, I'd have gone on holiday or something. So he said, I've been doing this for 30 years, and I'd be surprised if it wasn't cancer.

Hannah Witton 

Oh.

Karen Hobbs 

Oh, so and then it was, two weeks later. It was, and it was just the worst feeling in the world. There's no way to describe it. It was disgusting, the feeling. You feel like, you feel kind of almost invincible, and you're most vulnerable, all at the same time. You're sweaty, you're dizzy, you can hear everything really clearly, but also like, like get black spots in your eyes. It was just it was pure shock.

Hannah Witton 

 And when they confirmed that it was cancer, was that over the phone, or did they bring you in?

Karen Hobbs 

No, it was it was face to face. Yeah. So they will come back in two weeks. Yeah, it wasn't a sort of phone call. Imagine if I had bad signal. I'd be like, I can't quite -

Hannah Witton 

Sorry, what? I'm on a train.

Karen Hobbs 

I'll put you on speakerphone. You've got cancer. Yeah, it was it, it was horrible. So two weeks later confirmed, yes, it was cancer. But for me, the worst bit was when it was that first colposcopy appointment, when he said I'd be surprised if it wasn't. That was the, it had gone from zero to everything falling apart. So when he confirmed two weeks later, obviously it was horrible, but it wasn't as shocking as that first time when I'd said, what do you think?

Hannah Witton 

Had you like, processed anything in that two weeks? Or were you just like, there's no point in telling people, or making any decisions or about anything right now because you're waiting, or were you'd like in your head like already -

Karen Hobbs 

Planning a funeral.

Hannah Witton 

Not planning a funeral!

Karen Hobbs 

Oh, I got I got some great songs prepared.

Karen Hobbs 

The thing is that you don't know how much cancer you've got. So while he said it probably is cancer -

Hannah Witton 

Oh my God.

Hannah Witton 

That could be -

Karen Hobbs 

What does that mean? Cancer is a very scary word, I think for our society to deal with.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, cuz I know someone recently who had skin cancer, but it was literally just in like one mole, on his nose. And just like, got it taken out. And that was it.

Karen Hobbs 

But he can still say, I'm a cancer survivor.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, exactly.

Karen Hobbs 

It's crazy. It's such a spectrum, isn't it?

Hannah Witton 

Because after that happened, I was just like, oh, that like one in two of us will get cancer at some point in our lives, that is so varied from like, you know, years and years of chemo, and then like -

Karen Hobbs 

Reoccurance.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, reoccurance, like people don't survive versus like someone who gets a mole on the nose, and then they just get it taken off

Karen Hobbs 

A little bop on the nose. Yeah, it's crazy.

Hannah Witton 

They're also part of that statistic, like everyone is. It's so varied.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, so his one in two counts for as much as somebody that died after five years of treatment. Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? Yeah, it's a huge spectrum. And I'd started to tell people because he'd said it probably was, and I didn't want - and I hadn't even really told many people about sort of the bleeding and going for the colposcopy, so I didn't want to go from, you know, do do do do do, oh, Karen's calling, she's definitely got cancer, and it's this stage, and this is what's happening. So I kind of eased people in.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

And said, this has happened. It looks like it could be cancer, which I realise isn't easing anyone in. The phonecall is just as crap. But I'd started to sort of sow the seeds, so to speak.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah. And then what did they say? Like, what stage it was at, and then what happened next in terms of treatment?

Karen Hobbs 

So I was really lucky. And every time I say I was really lucky, I feel partly silly saying I was really lucky because I had cancer at 24. But then I also have seen so many more people since my diagnosis go through so much worse. So I feel like I should say I'm lucky.

Hannah Witton 

It's all relative. It's -

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, do you know I mean, I feel like I should say I was lucky, because I've seen so many more people suffer way more than I could ever imagine. So I feel like I I am lucky, of course, I'm sat here being able to talk about it. But yeah, I feel a bit a bit kind of an imposter sometimes when I talk about cancer, because I had it.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

But I wasn't ill for that long, in the grand scheme of my life, you know what I mean, it's sort of a, do I deserve to talk about it? I don't know.

Hannah Witton 

I totally get that Especially like with me, and like, am I disabled enough? Like it's kind of like those kinds of similar like, I don't belong in this conversation.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah.

Hannah Witton 

Other people have had it way worse than me. But I think that -

Karen Hobbs 

Do you classify yourself as disabled?

Hannah Witton 

So I do.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. So that's, you're entitled to

Hannah Witton 

And do you identify as a cancer survivor?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. I think it's very silently high five. But that's what happened to you.

Hannah Witton 

And also like, that's what actually happened to you, like the actual like, and then this procedure, and then this diagnosis, and then this thing, that doesn't give necessarily a full picture about like the effect on your mental state, and your emotional wellbeing as well. And like, the exact same, you know, the exact same happenings, to two different people, may react in entirely different ways and be affected by it differently, I think as well.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, there's no kind of one sort of clear pathway or template of what a cancer, I hate the word journey, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna say it, my cancer journey. My cancer -

Hannah Witton 

Say in that voice.

Karen Hobbs 

My cancer journey, I feel like I'm an aircraft person, doing some sort of simulation. Yeah. And so he said it was cancer, then I had to have a scan, MRI scan to find out how much cancer I had, because it was, yes, but he couldn't see into the rest of my body, so didn't know if it had spread.

Hannah Witton 

Oh, I see.

Karen Hobbs 

So couldn't quite say what the stageing was. So I had to have an MRI scan, and I hadn't had one before. Have you had one?

Hannah Witton 

I think I have. I've had a lot of procedures.

Karen Hobbs 

It's the one that goes duh duh duh duh duh. You think you hold your breath, then they go, duh duh duh duh duh.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

 Breathe again. And then hold again.

Hannah Witton 

Because they're like talking to you in through the tube.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, and you've got a headphone in some of the time.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So I had to go for that to see if it had spread. So had an MRI scan, and I didn't, this is the thing I didn't know much about my gynae anatomy, and vagina, and all of that good stuff. You know, I don't know why I did a shimmy but yeah, shake my tits. I didn't know much about that area at all, until it broke.

Hannah Witton 

And now you're an expert.

Karen Hobbs 

 And now I'm an expert. So I didn't know, yeah, I really knew next to nothing, but they basically, I didn't realise you know how, like, if you touch your boobs, they're right there.

Hannah Witton 

Right there.

Karen Hobbs 

If you touch your throat, you can feel like your Adam's apple.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah

Karen Hobbs 

Your brain is kind of there and your skull, I didn't realise how far into our bodies, the cervix, womb, and ovaries are. I just I may be stupid, but I just imagine saying you just sort of shaved the first layer of skin, and it just be there. I just didn't know  -

Hannah Witton 

Is it quite far in then?

Karen Hobbs 

It's kind of set quite far in.

Hannah Witton 

Cause like, if you're going you know, you go in the vagina and it's back and up.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So you'll go sort of in the vagina and also like for example, I didn't know and so obviously the vagina is the inside sort of tunnel connecting vulva to to uterus.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

I didn't know that it's not a kind of permanently open little tube.

Hannah Witton 

No, yeah cuz -

Karen Hobbs 

Isn't it facinating.

Hannah Witton 

The walls are like flat against each other.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, then it's eased open with penis, tampon, speculum, fingers, toys, whatever. But I in my I thought it was like a little tube that was just open and then you shove in whatever you're shoving in. But actually it's closed, and then it's opened up.

Hannah Witton 

I think it was in my 20s when I figured that out.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? Do you remember how you figured it out?

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, I don't know cuz I think because I've been like studying and teaching sex education for a while, it just maybe came up at some point and I was like, oh yeah, that makes that makes sense.

Karen Hobbs 

Of course it does. It's not just gonna be a permanently open little tunnel, just ready to pop whatever.

Hannah Witton 

Because then you would like fanny fart way more often. So if you think about it, like if it was like a gaping tunnel hole all of the time, the amount of air going in and then out.

Karen Hobbs 

It makes total sense. Do you know what I love doing? I love to fanny fart in the bath.

Hannah Witton 

Oh that's so satisfying.

Karen Hobbs 

It's so satisfying, and your bum kind of vibrates on whatever what's the bath made out of? Certainly not ceramic like porcelain, no whatever your bath has made of. The bath material and you sort of vibrate often as bubbles come up, I love it.

Hannah Witton 

I once did a fanny fart when I was in a spa, and I was wearing a full swimming costume, just lying down in the water just like peaceful peaceful peaceful. The fanny fart came out, didn't couldn't quite escape out of my swimming costume at the bottom, climbed its way up my swimming costume, all the way up my front, and then came out at the cleavage, and bubbled at the surface of the water, right next to my face.

Karen Hobbs 

So you bubbled at your tits! It clawed it's way -

Hannah Witton 

I could like feel the air bubble -

Karen Hobbs 

I'd say it's kind of less embarrassing if someone just saw you swimming and it came out of your arse.

Hannah Witton 

No one noticed until I was like pissing myself laughing, and then you're in this like really serene spa, and I'm just like hahahaha.

Karen Hobbs 

I love it so yeah, I feel a bit impostery, but anyway, I was lucky in the grand scheme of things. Didn't know like sort of how far in that anatomy is, and it's quite far sort of into your body so the MRI scan, and I was really happy because they said oh it doesn't show anything, and I was like oh I haven't got cancer at all. And they meant, no it showed literally nothing, as in it was not - because it was just obviously external, it couldn't make out much of that area at all. So that I had to have an EUA, which is an examination under anaesthetic.

Hannah Witton 

Full anaesthetic?

Karen Hobbs 

Full anaesthetic, had a great nap. I woke up starving, I'm always starving after, are you?

Hannah Witton 

Most of the time, yes, but that's only because I've not been allowed to eat beforehand.

Karen Hobbs 

Maybe it's that. Do you know what, that's it, isn't it. I'm honestly, I'm learning a fact a minute.

Hannah Witton 

Because you're not allowed to eat beforehand.

Karen Hobbs 

For hours beforehand. That's so true. You're so wise.

Hannah Witton 

I've had lots of anaesthetic.

Karen Hobbs 

How many anaesthetics have you had?

Hannah Witton 

Well, I had my first one when I was seven.

Karen Hobbs 

Great.

Hannah Witton 

And then just like quite regularly since then, and I'm now 27.

Karen Hobbs 

It's weird that you get used to it, isn't it? It's something.

Hannah Witton 

I really enjoy it.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah.

Hannah Witton 

Is that weird? I'm just like, yes, put a cannula in my hand and put me to sleep.

Karen Hobbs 

Do you think it's because it's normal for you now, so it's kind of if you don't enjoy it, you're going to bring yourself even more stress.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, whereas I don't know, I quite like it. I think always because any anaesthetic I've had, it's either I've woken up either with some answers, like a diagnosis, or or like a care plan, like I've woken up and they've gone right yes, we confirm that this is what's going on. Okay, now we're going to make you better. Or I've woken up post surgery and they've fixed the problem, basically. So like for me like going under -

Karen Hobbs 

 It's a great day out.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, going under is like, I don't know it's so far, touch wood again, has always had some kind of positive outcome. Yeah. So yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So yeah, anyway, an examination under the status so it was basically a camera up all three holes.

Hannah Witton 

Wait, so your urethra, your vagina, and your anus?

Karen Hobbs 

Yes. So the bum one is called a sigmoidoscopy.

Hannah Witton 

You can say that you've taken it three holes at the same time

Karen Hobbs 

 I know. I've had three at the same time.

Hannah Witton 

Although I wouldn't actually recommend anyone putting anything at their urethra like -

Karen Hobbs 

No, I wouldn't either.

Hannah Witton 

You can though, because there's like these weird, like sex toys that are really really thin -

Karen Hobbs 

I thought they were just for men.

Hannah Witton 

I think they might be, just because I think their pee hole is a bit wider than ours.

Karen Hobbs 

I don't think I'd even want one one person up my bum and the other in my vagina at the same time.

Hannah Witton 

That sounds stressful.

Karen Hobbs 

It's too, it's also -

Hannah Witton 

Would they meet in the middle?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, they're sort of, hello. The little penis heads inside you have a little chat.

Hannah Witton 

Between your rectum wall and your vaginal wall.

Karen Hobbs 

The one that's going up the arse will be jealous that the other one's not gonna be covered in shit as it comes out.

Hannah Witton 

Fun fun fun fun fun fun.

Karen Hobbs 

So camera up all three holes because if it was gonna have spread, it was spread to like colon, bladder, womb.

Hannah Witton 

The immediate area.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly, pelvic area. So I woke up from that and they said it hadn't spread. Good, amazing. So then they staged it at stage one, which was good because it hadn't grown out with the  primary area. So stage one and grade three. So the grading is the kind of -

Hannah Witton 

Oh, I've never heard that before.

Karen Hobbs 

Sort of severity of the tumor. So, one, two and three. So stage one - it was a late stage one. So almost stage two, late stage one, grade three. So small, but nasty.

Hannah Witton 

Okay, so stages is about how far it's spread.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly.

Hannah Witton 

And grade is about how severe.

Karen Hobbs 

The kind of the type of tumor it is. So someone with a stage four cancer, it means it's metastasized, is you know, it's all  over the body. And then grade one, two or three. So a tumour can be, you know, stage two grade one. So it means it's spread a bit, but what's in it isn't as aggressive. Do you know, to me, that's kind of -

Hannah Witton 

Oh, I've never heard of those two different things really measure. Yeah, I only heard the stages.

Karen Hobbs 

There's a lot of confusion and crossover, so I'm not surprised that sometimes people get it. But I know when people tell me what they've had, I think that's not right. You can't have that, you know. So small, but nasty, which was good, because it meant it was contained. So I had surgery a few weeks later, called a radical trachelectomy.

Hannah Witton 

Radical

Karen Hobbs 

Radical. I gave that word. No, I didn't, it's actually called radical trachelectomy. And that basically takes out all of the cervix, the surrounding tissue, because they have to check the margins, and the top third of my vagina. And then they took out lymph nodes, as well, to see if because basically, if the cancer is in your lymph nodes, you would need chemotherapy, or radiotherapy, or a combination.

Hannah Witton 

And lymph nodes are -

Karen Hobbs 

Lymph nodes are like, I say -

Hannah Witton 

That's where you like sweat from, isn't it? Because you've got some in your armpit.

Karen Hobbs 

And they they're kind of the lymphatic system. So you know how sometimes people have sort of swollen legs or ankles or something. So that means that there's lymphedema, which is like kind of retention, essentially. So sometimes I think of lymph nodes, and the lymphatic system as like a tube map. So lymph nodes are like the stations.

Hannah Witton 

Right, yes.

Karen Hobbs 

On the tube map. So basically, if you had cancer in the lymph nodes, then you would need to put in chemo and radio or a combination to clear the train station so that it be put into the map put into your system, essentially. But if one is removed, so a collection of them were removed to test them. So if a couple of train stations, this isn't going very well is it. So if a couple of tube stations were removed from the map, the things that connected to them, yeah, what are they supposed to do?

Hannah Witton 

I don't know.

Karen Hobbs 

So therefore they can go a bit haywire. And that's when things like lymphedema can occur, because they're sort of they've been, the system has been broken. If that makes sense.

Hannah Witton 

And they're just confused.

Karen Hobbs 

I say it's not my strongest subject area, the lymphatic system.

Hannah Witton 

Neither of us are medical doctors.

Karen Hobbs 

No, we're not. Let's just let's. So didn't need chemo or radio or a combination, which is great, because it wasn't in my lymph nodes. So that meant the surgery, touch wood, did the job.

Hannah Witton 

We're going to talk just like now more about like, all your genitals and reproductive bits now.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, let's do it

Hannah Witton 

Does that mean like, did they reconnect what's left of your vagina and your womb? Or are they like separate entities now? Like, can you get pregnant if you want to get pregnant? And like, what conversations did the doctors have with you about all of that beforehand?

Karen Hobbs 

So yeah, so obviously cervix connects vagina to womb.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So that was removed, and what was kind of sort of put in place was a tiny little stitch, basically kind of pulling the walls in, of what was left over, so that a period could still come out.

Hannah Witton 

Oh yeah, of course, because you still have to have periods

Karen Hobbs 

So I have to have periods, because my womb and ovaries, again for the millionth fucking time touch wood, my womb and ovaries weren't affected.

Karen Hobbs 

So my cervix and vaginal were, the vulva, womb, and overies weren't.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So would, in theory, I mean, my periods didn't come back for a little while, because obviously your bodies gone through a shock and trauma. But in theory, and they have come back, and so they need to allow a little gap for the period flow to come out. And then, if I wanted to try and get pregnant, sperm to come in. So they needed to allow a gap. The stitch was put in place, but the stitch has broken since, which happens in about 50% of the people that have the operation. It just means that if I thought, okay, I'm going to try for a baby, I would have to go and have that stitch put in before I started trying.

Hannah Witton 

So what does, I need to get my head around the stitch. I don't quite understand. So it's so because in my head, it's like cervix gets taken out. So it's like there's like a gap in the railway track. Like literally, there is like a bridge that has been knocked down. So how do you get from one side to the other? Or is it not completely, like you're not just like taken out half of it.

Karen Hobbs 

So they're still kind of sort of, there's still kind of sort of surrounding muscles and things. So think of it like, so say you've got a bathtub. So think the cervix is the plug.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So if you take the plug and the surrounding metal, which are the margins, out you've got a gap, but you've still got this sort of ceramic, whatever the bath is made out of. I don't know what baths are made out of, Hannah.

Hannah Witton 

And the tunnel and the tube and everything.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly, yes. So it's not kind of this gaping mess.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, but just not the gap in the system. Which is how I was picturing it in my head.

Karen Hobbs 

There is in a sense that there's not a cervix there, but it's not like a sort of gaping hole. It's all more sort of squashed, and squishy, and together. Like, you know, how about the vagina is not just a gaping tunnel.

Hannah Witton 

Because it's so interesting like how all of the diagrams, if you like, if we've ever had any decent sex education, or you just look it up online afterwards, everything is either is like those internal diagrams. Like I don't actually know what the uterus and the vagina looks like, as an organ, like from the outside.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, I totally understand.

Hannah Witton 

So you're basically, so your tunnel, as if we were if we were looking at your like reproductive organs from the outside.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah

Hannah Witton 

It looks intact.

Karen Hobbs 

Yes. Right. Well, so say you were in. So we've gone through my vulva into the vagina, right?

Hannah Witton 

I'm imagining going into your vulva

Karen Hobbs 

We're going in. We both just kind of made it look like we're sort of birthing ourselves

Hannah Witton 

Like diving.

Karen Hobbs 

We are, muff dive. Am I right? So say you go into the vagina, you're going up the tunnels, sort of parting your way.

Hannah Witton 

And also you're like, Karen is now like, moving her hands in a way that is like a sperm swimming up there, like that is what's happening.

Karen Hobbs 

Or a very wonderful female synchronised swimmer.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

Boo to men. No, I love men. So say you're going sort of up, parting the vagina as you go. In someone that hadn't had my surgery, I was about to say normal, but what is normal nowadays? So yeah. Someone that had someone that has a cervix.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

You would get to the end of the vaginal tunnel. And you would see head on what looks like, like a donut.

Hannah Witton 

Right, yes.

Karen Hobbs 

With a little gap. The gap there is in size, depending on whether you're menstruating or not, or giving birth.

Hannah Witton 

And this is the bit that they're referring to, that dilates when you're giving birth.

Karen Hobbs 

Yes, exactly, the cervix dilates. I used to, this just shows how shit my sex education was, I used to think it was a vagina.

Hannah Witton 

I used to think it was a vagina. I also was in my 20s when I figured this out.

Karen Hobbs 

Because I thought you know how we've, you're gonna think the exact same thing.

Hannah Witton 

Like in the movies when they say, you're only 7cm dilated, and I thought that meant vagina.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, exactly. So whenever I heard dilation, I thought, like, obviously, vaginal hole.

Hannah Witton 

They never mentioned the word cervix on Friends.

Karen Hobbs 

They just say dilated.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

I just imagine if you looked in the mirror, you'd see this gaping hole in your body.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

Like, like swallowing up your thighs and stuff, just like crevice.

Hannah Witton 

10 centimetres.

Karen Hobbs 

Christ, that's massive. I thought it like ate into the anal area. But it's cervix. So go through the tunnel, you see a doughnut ahead of you, if you squeeze through the little hole in the doughnut, or if it's a bigger hole, if the person happens to be giving birth or menstruating, whatever that time. You would go through the little hole in the donunt, and then in the womb.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So going up the tunnel, the tunnel is now shorter. The top third has been removed. So you would get to the affected area quicker. And instead of seeing a donut, you would see a sort of little, almost plasticky, stitch that you would, that was kind of still allowing a little hole.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So you would go through the hole.

Hannah Witton 

But pulling it all together, so it's still a small hole.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. So you'd still go through a little hole. But instead of donut around you, it'd be kind of stitching around you. If that makes.

Hannah Witton 

So it's basically like a vaginal safety pin.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's like a safety pin. So instead of a doughnut, there's a safety pin in that. Yeah, think of it like that. But it broke. So I would have to have one put back in if I wanted to try and have a baby, because obviously that would be the thing that would hold the baby in.

Hannah Witton 

Hold it in.

Karen Hobbs 

So the cervix is amazing,

Hannah Witton 

Because when the baby pushing down, and the cervix is helping to like yeah, make sure nothing's like falling out of it

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. So I, yeah, I've never been pregnant, that I know of. Because apparently, and I did not know this. So lots of people apparently have miscarriages really early on in pregnancies, but it just feels like a normal period. Like when it's a few days, or a week or so, something, I never knew anything like that. So when I say I haven't been pregnant before -

Hannah Witton 

That you know of.

Karen Hobbs 

That I know of, yeah. That's kind of like to the lads, how many kids have you got. None, that I know of. So I don't if I've been pregnant, I don't know. So I don't know how fertile I am. But my fertility hasn't been affected by the surgery.

Hannah Witton 

Okay.

Karen Hobbs 

But that sounds like oh, it'll just be as easy as it ever would have been. But there's about a third of a chance that if I got pregnant, it wouldn't end up in a happy smiling situation. So because the stitch can break obviously, quite easily.

Hannah Witton 

Right, especially with maybe pressure on it.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. So there's not, not a high chance, because it's, you know, a third ish, but there's a chance that there would be kind of a very late miscarriage/premature birth because stitch would break, and there would be complications.

Hannah Witton 

But I'm sure that if you were ever to get pregnant, they would monitor the hell out of that whole situation.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. They don't just go, put a stitch in. Like, hello doctor, I'd like to try for baby, put a stitch in, you know, like see me when -

Karen Hobbs 

And I'd have to have a caesarean.

Hannah Witton 

Like, off you go!

Hannah Witton 

Because there's no way for it to -

Karen Hobbs 

- cervix to dilate. Which is fine, and people like, Karen, you'll never experience the magic of natural childbirth.

Hannah Witton 

And you're like, thank God for that.

Karen Hobbs 

Thank fuck, that's wonderful. How do you feel? Fucking brilliant

Hannah Witton 

Like great. Oh my God, you will get an elective caesarean  as well, so you actually get to pick the birthday.

Karen Hobbs 

How thrilling. The thing is, I don't like kids. Plot twist. Like, honestly, I know, we were talking before and I, Hannah's got a gecko.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

And I've got a cat, and she's not keen on cats and dogs. And I was gonna say it was an initial obstacle for me. But I was already here.

Hannah Witton 

In this friendship.

Karen Hobbs 

 Yeah, I travelled. So here I am. Yeah, I just the thing is you don't, I mean, of course, if you want to have a kid at 24, or even younger, that's up to you, whatever. Yeah, great. I was 24, and hadn't even thought about -

Hannah Witton 

Any of that.

Karen Hobbs 

Gosh, you know, going to be a mum soon. And also the guy I was going out with at the time -

Hannah Witton 

Was much older.

Karen Hobbs 

Was such a prick, Hannah. Such a prick. I mean, it wasn't that he was older that I didn't wanna have kids with me. It was that he was a piece of shit that I didn't want to have kids with him. Like, you know, I was in that situation. So I my - and obviously, I know you don't have to have a partner to have a baby. But -

Hannah Witton 

Not these days.

Karen Hobbs 

Not these days. Very modern times. But um, I just assumed that if I did, I would, and it was him that I was with, so that was just a no go.

Hannah Witton 

You were like, absolutely not.

Karen Hobbs 

I mean, the warning signs were there, weren't they.I'm relaying this thinking, why was I with him? So it just wasn't a thing that crossed my mind. So some surgeries, gynae, sort of cancer surgeries, they try, if the person is of, air quotes, "childbearing age", that can mean so many different things. But if someone hasn't had children, and is probably fertile, and of childbearing age, they will try and preserve the fertility. Because that's what makes the world go around.

Hannah Witton 

That's so interesting. But in some cases, they just have, like, if it was too -

Karen Hobbs 

Of course, it would never be at compromise of the woman.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

Or the person because going through the surgery.

Hannah Witton 

Because that's almost a bit scary, where you're like, ooh, do we like, definitely remove all the cancer? Or do we take a risk, just to make sure that she can potentially still have kids?

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. And they would, and they wouldn't do that. But, um, so if I said, basically, if I was a bit older, and so say I was in my 50s, and have gone through this, they would have just whipped it all out, because it's just easier. I'd have probably gone through the menopause anyway.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So my overies and womb weren't in use, sort of thing.

Hannah Witton 

So you got you're specific surgery because they're like, just in case.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. And it was safe, and the tumour was small enough. So of course, lots of young people have a gynae cancer, and don't get to keep some of their gynae anatomia. But if it's safe, then -

Hannah Witton 

They'll do their best

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, because it obviously means I didn't have to go through menopause. Like, so many people I know who have gone through gynae issues, not even cancer, just issues -

Hannah Witton 

Then you'll go into early menopause.

Karen Hobbs 

And that and sort of surgical menopause is so much harder as well.

Hannah Witton 

Must be harder.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, you're slammed into it, because it's not like your ovaries are just gradually over five years, releasing less oestrogen, and we're all gradually sort of drying up.

Hannah Witton 

It's just like, nothing.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. And there's, there's this there's a phrase in the community, slammed into the menopause.

Hannah Witton 

Oh, really.

Karen Hobbs 

 So I'm really lucky. So it's not even the kids thing. It's kind of health, and also when you go through the menopause, your risk of things like osteoporosis increase, and then you have to go on HRT, and that can mess - oh, it's, you know, there were so many more complications than just, do I want a kid or not?

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So I feel, again, very lucky that I just had cervix and vagina tampered with, because the recovery process physically would have been so much harder if I'd have to go through anything more.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, I have some like quickfire questions.

Karen Hobbs 

Oh, my God, great.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

You're like, shut up, Karen

Hannah Witton 

Like things that I'm curious about and -

Karen Hobbs 

I will answer anything.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah. Because the one thing I'm very curious about. So you have, and this is just me being very nosy.

Karen Hobbs 

No, please do.

Hannah Witton 

You have two thirds of the original length of your vagina.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah.

Hannah Witton 

Is sex different?

Karen Hobbs 

Yes. So it is. So prior to, so I've, I was able, and I'm still able, to have a vaginal orgasm. So I know a lot of people with vaginas don't orgasm vaginally, some do some don't. I feel like I'm in AA, or VA, Vaginas Anonymous. Hello, I'm a vaginal orgasmer. So yeah, it felt different. So going to the toilet, and having sex, the kind of functions that feel different.

Hannah Witton 

I thought you were about to be like, going to the toilet and having sex at the same time. I was like, what? How do you do that?

Karen Hobbs 

So you know like when you're in the toilet, and you're fucking like - could you imagine if you were piss - no, do you know what could happen? You could be, right -

Hannah Witton 

 Picture this.

Karen Hobbs 

You must be able to either have sex vaginally and do a poo same time, or anally and pee.

Hannah Witton 

Some people want that.

Karen Hobbs 

Because I don't think -

Hannah Witton 

You could also probably pee whilst having vaginal sex.

Karen Hobbs 

I don't think you can. I think it, I mean, I don't know.

Hannah Witton 

Sometimes I feel like I want to

Karen Hobbs 

But do you not hate starting sexual activity when you almost need a wee.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, you have to go and let it out.

Karen Hobbs 

And I can't get aroused and I'll get all tense and I can't concentrate.+

Hannah Witton 

Sometimes though, if I, and a lot of the time has happens when I'm like walking, like home or to the tube or whatever. I'm like, do I really need a wee right now? Or am I horny? Like, I can't tell.

Karen Hobbs 

That's so true. Is it of a sort of pressure within? Yeah.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

Pelvic pressure.

Hannah Witton 

And usually it is that I need a wee, but because in my head, I'm like, oh, am I also horny, then that then makes me horny.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. Because as soon as you say, am I horny, you start thinking about stuff that makes you horny. And then you just, we're just sat here horny, what are we like.

Hannah Witton 

Horny, horny, horny.

Karen Hobbs 

Us girls, horny with orange squash.

Hannah Witton 

You got diagnosed when you're 24. And in this country, you don't get your first like letter to go get your cervical screening till you're 25, or six months before you're 25. So do you think it should be younger? Because I know a lot of other European countries it is younger, like from like, 16, they're getting their smear tests done.

Karen Hobbs 

This is such a difficult and important question. I know you said quickfire. So look, okay. If I'd, if I'd had a cervical screening at, well if I'd had one because I never had one, because I had symptoms.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, that was your first one.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. I had symptoms and then was diagnosed. If I had a cervical screening at 20,21, 22, 18, whatever. Would I have had cancer? Probably not. But screenings don't pick up on all -

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, because it might have, might have, you never know, caught abnormal cells before it developed into cancer.

Karen Hobbs 

It probably would have, it wouldn't have been 100%, it's about 75% accurate at the moment. The new HPV primary -

Hannah Witton 

Wow, it's a Sunday and the sirens -

Karen Hobbs 

Sunday and the sirens. The new HPV primary testing, because HPV is the virus that causes most cervical abnormalities. So HPV is being tested for first, rather than abnormal cells. And that is a more sensitive test. This is like the longest short answer ever. Basically, it probably would have picked it up, if I'd had it. Do I think the national age should be lowered? I'm not sure. Because it's really rare to have cancer at this young age.

Hannah Witton 

From like a gynae cancer?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. And cervical cancer, but gyane.

Hannah Witton 

Okay. Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So cervical cancer, in this case. It's 25 because it's the age that is, you know, research wise and survey wise, safe to start. And it's a way of including everyone cost effective wise with a cervix.

Hannah Witton 

Cost effective. It always comes into it

Karen Hobbs 

Because obviously you can pay privately, if you want to, to go for a cervical screening. Like we could go now, and we don't have to be due one.

Hannah Witton 

I feel like I am. Oh, how often is it? Because I've had one.

Karen Hobbs 

That's fine, you're 27.

Hannah Witton 

And I'm 27. So it's every three years?

Karen Hobbs 

Three years, yeah.

Hannah Witton 

So I am due one soon, because I actually did end up having it when I was still 24. Because I got a letter six months before.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. So yeah, it's every, so start at 25 or just before, every three years until you're 50. And then between 50 and 64, it goes to every five years. Of course, this varies if you are say you have your final screening at 63 because you're a bit early or whatever, and they're abnormal cells, or high risk HPV, you'll be monitored. It's not like you're off regardless.

Hannah Witton 

And that's your last one.

Karen Hobbs 

Good luck, hope it doesn't work out. You know, whatever. So obviously if every three years, say your first smear had, or cervical screening, had been abnormal, you would have been seen more regularly than the three years. So it's three years, then five years, but depending on the results of each time.

Hannah Witton 

That makes a lot. Do you find the, this is again like not even a quickfire question because it's probably can go super into it. But like -

Karen Hobbs 

I'll try.

Hannah Witton 

But like talking about gyane cancers, like had you ever like heard anyone else talking about? Because you like now do you stand up comedy like about your cervix.

Karen Hobbs 

I do! And everyone listening will be like, she's not funny,

Hannah Witton 

But yeah, do you find the like, is there a taboo around this? Like in the, in the cancer world, like cancers that affect like the vulva, vagina, cervix, womb, like all of that. Is, like, are people talking about it? Like, how common are they? What's going on?

Karen Hobbs 

So there, so there are about 3100ish cases of cervical cancer every year. There are over 9000 cases of womb cancer, over 7000 cases of ovarian, one and a bit 1000 cases of vulval, and about 250 cases of vaginal. So 58 women every day in the UK are diagnosed with a gynae cancer. That is nothing compared to like the big four.

Hannah Witton 

What are the big four?

Karen Hobbs 

Breast, lung, bowel, and prostate.

Hannah Witton 

Ah.

Karen Hobbs 

I believe. Breast, lung, bowel, and prostate.

Hannah Witton 

I didn't even realise that was the big four. But those are the ones that you hear about.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. And they affect I think 44,000, some of them. So it, the gynae cancers, in the grand scheme of cancers, aren't that common. But if you think they only affect women, or people with gynae anatomy, it feels a bit more common then. Because like half the population can't get them.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

Because even men can get breast cancer, and we don't talk about that enough.

Karen Hobbs 

Because the breast tissue -

Karen Hobbs 

Tissue exists, but these are organs -

Hannah Witton 

Organs.

Karen Hobbs 

- that half the population, whether they identify as female or not, only half the population have them. Yeah. And so there's definitely, and also because HPV, cervical cancer and some vaginal and vulval are caused by HPV, Human Papilloma Virus.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

And it's passed on through skin to skin sexual contact.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. And that's, that's just it. It's passed on through sexual contact, but that doesn't need to be penetrative sex, it can be oral, sharing sex toys, all sorts of ways. There's a bit of a stigma, having a cancer that was caused through like, sorry mum, loving dick.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, can be -

Hannah Witton 

Do you know that that's what caused yours? Or -

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, so it causes 99.8% of cervical cancers. So it's very, very rare, like almost impossible, to have a cervical cancer that wasn't caused by HPV. But people I don't think talk about it enough that you can get HPV from having sex once with a condom. You know, condoms don't protect against it, they only cover part of the penis.

Hannah Witton 

Because, and it's skin to skin as well.

Karen Hobbs 

Exactly. So it's like oral anything, two women or people you know, you don't need to have a penis involved, or a condom involved, or condom involved to be able to or not be able to transmit it. Yeah.

Hannah Witton 

And I also I felt like now with the HPV vaccine as well, like, I was too old for it.

Karen Hobbs 

I was too old too.

Hannah Witton 

I've never had it, but someone did tell me recently that apparently I can just go to my doctor and request to get it. I'm like, is it too late?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it. So it's given at -

Hannah Witton 

Maybe I already have it like, you never know, probably do.

Karen Hobbs 

I mean, I don't want to presume, are you sexually active.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. So you probably have had it, and our immune systems are designed to get rid of it. So that's good. So you've probably, as a sexually active person, had it or have it, and there are over 150 different strands. So only 13 are high risk, and so and then a couple of those cause 70%, which are the ones that are vaccinated against. So it's not likely, in the grand scheme of everyone who, you know, has any type of sexual contact, that you're going to end up with one of the viruses that causes cancer.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

But there's definitely a bit of an assumption. The vaccine's great because it prevents against the types that cause most of the cervical cancers. Boys are vaccinated as well because we need to remember that not many but compared to cervical the 99.8%, but some penile, anal, head, and neck cancers, and you know, men have penises, anuses, heads, and necks as well.

Hannah Witton 

They do.

Karen Hobbs 

Basically it's kind of any orifice where sexual contact occurs can can get it, because it's skin thing. And so I think it's good. I think it will help the stigma a little bit that now everyone's included in the vaccination. You said you could go and get it. So you wouldn't be able to get it for free on the NHS.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, I'd have to pay.

Karen Hobbs 

You could go and pay for it, but you can go and pay for most things if you want to.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, like I could also go pay like for the flu vaccine if you don't qualify.

Karen Hobbs 

 Yeah, exactly. So as you're sexually active, the chances are you've been exposed to the virus. So it might offer some protection if you had the virus, if you had the vaccine, but it's not kind of going to totally sort you out now, because you've already started sexual activities. That's why it's offered to younger kids because hopefully, of course there are some cases where people do have sexual experiences.

Hannah Witton 

But try and get them in before they're sexually active.

Karen Hobbs 

Before exposed to the virus. That's when you're kind of the most immune to something.

Hannah Witton 

 Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So you could, and some people - like I had the vaccine after my surgery to kind of offer protection, in case I hadn't got any of the other viruses in my system yet. So, I mean, if you can afford it. Put it this way, people ask me this a lot. It's not gonna hurt you if you have it. There's no guarantee it's gonna do anything.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

So whatever. Like, what if you've got a spare day -

Hannah Witton 

Just go get yourself vaccinated.

Karen Hobbs 

Four months, for a year, like just go. You have to have three doses.

Hannah Witton 

Oh, do you?

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. If you've got some time on the hands, Hannah.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, some time and money on my hands.

Karen Hobbs 

Just do it.

Hannah Witton 

Why not.

Karen Hobbs 

But yeah, people have called me a slut, told me to keep my legs shut.

Hannah Witton 

Wow, really?

Karen Hobbs 

 Under one of my YouTube videos, someone put slut cancer's no joke, because it is caused through sexual contact. But what people don't talk about is that most people who've had any type of sexual contact will get it. It's just a weaker immune system, at that point, and a bit of bad luck means that develops -

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, wow.

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah. It's crazy, isn't it? But there's a label that I'm a slut. And also then you have to kind of have the conversation of, so I had someone at my old job say to me, when I said I was going for surgery, like what type of cancer, which is fine. Said cervical. And then she said, how do you get that? Like, you don't ask people how they got a certain type of cancer.

Hannah Witton 

Because also a lot of times it like, it just happens. Like cells just mutate, and -

Karen Hobbs 

Yeah, with other yeah most cancers aren't based off a virus like HPV. It's really ridiculous. And, and then when I said, oh, it's mine was, you know, through a virus that's passed on through sexual contact. And you know, she said, but I thought you had a boyfriend. And then -

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, I have a boyfriend, and we're not sexually contacting each other.

Karen Hobbs 

Because we hate each other. But it's just weird how there's an assumption that, first of all, I was promiscuous, I guess.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah. Or you have to be promiscuous in order to get HPV. Like, oh, but I thought you were in relationship so surely like you're safe.

Karen Hobbs 

But then it's also presuming what type of relationship someone's in. Or, also so what if you have multiple partners, as long as your - the thing is, you can't be tested for it like you would an STI clinic for chlamydia, or something. So say you're practising safe sex, and then, you know, you've got several different relationships on the go or whatever. Or whether it was one person for the whole of your life. You still get it. It's really, there's a real stigma around kind of what you've been up to, if you've had an HPV related cancer. Yes, if I'd never done anything, I wouldn't have had my disease. But that's boring. You know, it's just life, people have sexual contact.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah. And on that note, thanks so much for sharing.

Karen Hobbs 

People fuck, is what I want to end on.

Hannah Witton 

People fuck. Lets like, not judge. And go to your cervical screening.

Karen Hobbs 

Yes, please do. Don't ignore the letter.

Hannah Witton 

Please don't ignore the letter.

Karen Hobbs 

But if people to talk about it, they can, like contact the Eve Appeal,  the charity I work for, it's our job to talk.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah, and I'll leave resources in the show notes of this episode.

Karen Hobbs 

Thank you, darling.

Hannah Witton 

For like, you know, like, if for whatever reason you're nervous about your cervical screening. There's lots and lots of help out there.

Karen Hobbs 

We can always talk.

Hannah Witton 

Yeah.

Karen Hobbs 

It's good to talk, babe

Hannah Witton 

Absolutely, thank you.

Karen Hobbs 

Love you, bye!

Hannah Witton 

Thank you so much for listening to Doing iI. If you enjoyed it, I would really appreciate it. If you left a rating and a review. You can find show notes at DoingItPodcast.co.uk and do go follow us on social media, and I'll catch you in the next episode. Bye.

Hannah Witton 

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